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Jesus Christ. Jesus. Bloody. Christ. I mean\u2026 f***<\/em>! Where do you even start?<\/p>\n How about with Luis Enrique<\/a>, putting the victory into valedictory, jumping like a schoolboy after the final whistle, all the angst and pain of the last few months forgotten, sweated away into the night air? \u201cIf they scored four, we can score six,\u201d the Asturian had said before the match.<\/p>\n How about with Edinson Cavani<\/a>, who surely, surely<\/em>, thought that his emphatic strike had settled the tie in Paris Saint-Germain<\/a>\u2019s favour, despite all the defensive lapses in the first half and the complete absence of the rhythm they achieved in the first leg?<\/p>\n Paris Saint-Germain’s Uruguayan forward Edinson Cavani (L) celebrates with teammates after scoring their first goal during the UEFA Champions League round of 16 second leg football match FC Barcelona vs Paris Saint-Germain FC at the Camp Nou stadium in BaAFP<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n How about with Angel Di Maria, portentously telling the home fans to be quiet after Cavani\u2019s goal? Or Unai Emery<\/a>, stalking up and down the touchline like a man waiting for his degree result, finally slumping to the floor after finding out he has failed?<\/p>\n How about with Michael Owen<\/a>, so excited by the winning goal that he did a lap of the presenting table on BT Sport?<\/p>\n No, we must surely start with Neymar<\/a>, so often the callow prince of the MSN triumvirate but elevated here to king of kings, dragging his side over the line. When other heads were dropping at 3-1, his did not. A startlingly good free-kick jumpstarted the comeback, before he kept his cool from 12 yards after Luis Suarez\u2019s tumble.<\/p>\n Then, deep into added time, when so many players would have simply lumped the ball into the box, he had the nerve to dribble past his man and caress a stunning ball into the path of Sergi Roberto<\/a>. The rest, as they say\u2026<\/p>\n Three goals in 436 seconds. What a finale. What a recovery. And on the flipside, what a choke for the ages.<\/p>\n Debates will rage in the days ahead. Was this the greatest comeback ever? Just what is PSG\u2019s issue in Europe? Are Barcelona \u2018back\u2019, whatever that means? Should other managers starting handing in their P45s in search of an Enrique-style results bounce?<\/p>\n For now, though, let\u2019s all just bask in the afterglow of one of the great sporting fireworks displays in living memory. It was amazing and you \u2013 even if just from your sofa \u2013 were watching.<\/p>\n It was a touch less dramatic than Barcelona\u2019s effort, but Borussia Dortmund<\/a> also came from behind to book a spot in the Champions League quarter-finals, putting Benfica<\/a> to the sword at the Westfalenstadion.<\/p>\n Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang<\/a> was the hero for Thomas Tuchel<\/a>\u2019s side, scoring three times and erasing memories of the first leg, when he was about as deadly as an Andrex puppy. With Marco Reus<\/a> to come back and nothing major to play for in the Bundesliga, they\u2019ll be dangerous opponents for someone in the next round.<\/p>\n Borussia Dortmund’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang celebrates scoring their third goal with team matesReuters<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Nope.<\/p>\n OK, this isn\u2019t actually that old. But it\u2019s a visual continuation of the Neymar love-in above, so you\u2019ll get over it.<\/p>\n Yep, that\u2019s the boy wonder, plus Robinho<\/a> and Paulo Henrique<\/a> Ganso, dancing to Beyonc\u00e9 to promote Brazilian meat brand Seara. Probably worth bookmarking for when you need to make the endtimes more bearable.<\/p>\n\n<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nMeanwhile, in Manchester\u2026<\/h2>\n
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