{"id":342303,"date":"2017-05-31T04:42:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-30T20:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/techcrunch.com\/?p=1497255"},"modified":"2017-05-31T04:42:34","modified_gmt":"2017-05-30T20:42:34","slug":"apple-went-full-dad-joke-with-the-names-of-this-years-secret-wwdc-panels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/asmawisham\/apple-went-full-dad-joke-with-the-names-of-this-years-secret-wwdc-panels\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple went full dad joke with the names of this year\u2019s secret WWDC panels"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[somewhere in Cupertino, probably]<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cHey Rick?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, Bill?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWe need a bunch of placeholder names for sessions at WWDC. The ones about\u2026 you know. That stuff we\u2019re not really allowed to talk about yet. People tear these names apart looking for clues on what\u2019s coming, so can you name them all \u2018SESSION NAME TBD\u2019 and throw them online?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure! But\u2026 how about we use puns instead? We\u2019ll even use emoji.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNahhh, let\u2019s keep it simple and \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cFIRST ONE IS UP. \u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cOk Rick, one is fine. but let\u2019s keep the rest \u2014\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI JUST POSTED ANOTHER FIVE. One in German!\u201d
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\u201cRick, stop. People are going to find these<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou \u00a0tell me what to do anymore Bill. We\u2019re going to\u00a0 this one for all it\u2019s worth.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cRick how did you even just pronounce the donut emoji out loud?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m working here, Bill. Please \u201d<\/p>\n

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As anyone who works with me would probably tell you, I love me some good<\/s> puns. Groans are my medicine. I try to keep it to our internal team chat rooms and not let it leak into posts \u2014 my colleagues are just more willing to cut me some Slack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\"\" [somewhere in Cupertino, probably] “Hey Rick?” “Yeah, Bill?” “We need a bunch of placeholder names for sessions at WWDC. The ones about… you know. That stuff we’re not really allowed to talk about yet. People tear these names apart looking for clues on what’s coming, so can you name them all ‘SESSION NAME TBD’ and throw them… Read More<\/a><\/p>\n

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