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A farmer owns 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock ? from the market.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Old Cock to Young Cock\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Old Cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Young Cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Old Cock: Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can’t I help you with some? ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Young Cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Old Cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all. ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Young Cock: OKKK.. What kind of competition?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Old Cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters. ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Young Cock: No problem! We will compete tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the morning the Young Cock allows the Old Cock to start off and when the Old Cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young Cock chases ? him with all his might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Soon enough, he was behind the Old Cock’s back ? in a matter of seconds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suddenly\u2026BANG!!! ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before he could overtake the Old Cock, he was shot dead by the farmer\u2026 who cursed, : “Hell\u2026 this is the 5th GAY cock I’ve bought this week.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Haha\u2026.. in Hokkien, ‘Don’t simply mess with ‘lau chiau!’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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