{"id":1051,"date":"2016-01-06T00:12:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-05T16:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/01\/06\/cute-koalas-mating-call-sounds-like-a-weird-sick-frog\/"},"modified":"2016-01-06T00:12:40","modified_gmt":"2016-01-05T16:12:40","slug":"cute-koalas-mating-call-sounds-like-a-weird-sick-frog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/01\/06\/cute-koalas-mating-call-sounds-like-a-weird-sick-frog\/","title":{"rendered":"Cute koala&#039;s mating call sounds like a weird, sick frog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Koala\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.0.mshcdn.com\/media\/ZgkyMDE2LzAxLzA1L2E1L2tvYWxhLjhhOTJiLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTU3NXgzMjMjCmUJanBn\/386233f3\/d48\/koala.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=Cute+koala%27s+mating+call+sounds+like+a+weird%2C+sick+frog&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F01%2F05%2Fkoala-mating-call%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F01%2F05%2Fkoala-mating-call%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Koalas have the most drastic &#8220;apparent cuteness&#8221; to &#8220;actual nastiness&#8221; ratio in the animal kingdom.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, they look like adorable teddy bears with goofy stub hands, but in actuality, they are small, angry little sex monsters who make frog grunts when they look for mates.<\/p>\n<p>Just look at this adorable little gremlin named Storm from the Taronga Zoo in Sydney. 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