{"id":1879,"date":"2016-02-15T06:42:01","date_gmt":"2016-02-14T22:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/02\/15\/these-valentines-day-fails-show-its-truly-the-thought-that-counts\/"},"modified":"2016-02-15T06:42:01","modified_gmt":"2016-02-14T22:42:01","slug":"these-valentines-day-fails-show-its-truly-the-thought-that-counts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/02\/15\/these-valentines-day-fails-show-its-truly-the-thought-that-counts\/","title":{"rendered":"These Valentine's Day fails show it's truly the thought that counts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Valentine’s Day doesn’t always go as planned. Sometimes that bouquet of flowers shows up dead. Strawberries show up rotten. And cucumbers dress up as … dildos?<\/p>\n

It just doesn’t always work out.<\/p>\n

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See also: I took a first date to a sewage treatment plant for Valentine\u2019s Day<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

1-800-Flowers is familiar with this. After it failed to meet some customers’ expectations last year<\/a>, the company pledged to do better. And while the Tweetstorm appears to have subsided in 2016, people rose through the optimism and found a way to be disappointed. Not only with the floral delivery service, but with a handful of other companies as well Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n

More about Humor<\/a>, Valentine S Day<\/a>, Watercooler<\/a>, Conversations<\/a>, and Fails<\/a>\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Valentine’s Day doesn’t always go as planned. Sometimes that bouquet of flowers shows up dead. Strawberries show up rotten. And cucumbers dress up as … dildos? It just doesn’t always work out. See also: I took a first date to … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[761,1352,1351,956,735],"class_list":["post-1879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-conversations","tag-fails","tag-humor","tag-valentine-s-day","tag-watercooler"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}