{"id":2228,"date":"2016-03-08T19:15:58","date_gmt":"2016-03-08T11:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/08\/this-is-why-small-children-and-weddings-really-dont-mix-well\/"},"modified":"2016-03-08T19:15:58","modified_gmt":"2016-03-08T11:15:58","slug":"this-is-why-small-children-and-weddings-really-dont-mix-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/08\/this-is-why-small-children-and-weddings-really-dont-mix-well\/","title":{"rendered":"This is why small children and weddings really don't mix well"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Small children neither understand, nor care about, serious events.<\/p>\n

This is a fact. If ever you needed proof of this, just look at the way the child in the above video gleefully pounces on the bride’s dress during a key moment in her big day.<\/p>\n

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See also: 16 ridiculous wedding day fails, as told on Whisper<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Weddings and small children should be kept as far apart as possible.<\/p>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Some hockey game tried to distract this girl from her giant pizza<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Sin\u00e9ad O’Connor’s version of ‘Life On Mars’ is a touching tribute to David Bowie<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Tiny dog goes after dolphin five times his size<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Guy carries old lady across the street, wins hearts everywhere<\/a> Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Small children neither understand, nor care about, serious events. This is a fact. If ever you needed proof of this, just look at the way the child in the above video gleefully pounces on the bride’s dress during a key … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}