{"id":2239,"date":"2016-03-09T20:36:46","date_gmt":"2016-03-09T12:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/09\/9-foods-trying-really-hard-to-be-sushi\/"},"modified":"2016-03-09T20:36:46","modified_gmt":"2016-03-09T12:36:46","slug":"9-foods-trying-really-hard-to-be-sushi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/09\/9-foods-trying-really-hard-to-be-sushi\/","title":{"rendered":"9 foods trying really hard to be sushi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"12081269_184217001913972_1939743804_n\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.0.mshcdn.com\/media\/ZgkyMDE2LzAzLzA4L2M4LzEyMDgxMjY5XzE4LmI4OGNiLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTU3NXgzMjMjCmUJanBn\/3aad33e5\/765\/12081269_184217001913972_1939743804_n.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=9+foods+trying+really+hard+to+be+sushi&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F03%2F09%2Ffake-sushi%2F\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F03%2F09%2Ffake-sushi%2F&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Seeing is believing \u2014 u<span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">nless you are seeing something that looks exactly like sushi but isn&#8217;t.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">Traditionally, sushi is a Japanese delicacy made of vinegared rice and some sort of neta (topping), such as pickled vegetables or raw fish.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">But today&#8217;s cute, kitschy culinary creators thinks sushi is made of fruit rollups.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">No matter what your eyes try to tell you, just keep repeating: This is not sushi.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<figure>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.2.mshcdn.com\/media\/ZgkyMDE2LzAzLzA4L2I2L3RoZXRyZWFjaGVyLjExNDJiLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTU3NXg0MDk2Pg\/af2598c8\/153\/the-treachery-of-images-this-is-not-a-pipe-1948_2_.jpg_Blog.jpg\"><\/p><figcaption>\n<p>Also, this is not a pipe. It&#8217;s a picture of a pipe. Deep.<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><div><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<div>\n<p>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/02\/25\/doughnut-sushi\/\">Yes, you can make sushi from doughnuts<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>This is not sushi. This is a cheese plate.<\/b><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><b style=\"line-height: 1.5\">This is not sushi.\u00a0<\/b><b>This is dessert made from gummy candy and shredded coconut.\u00a0<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/03\/09\/fake-sushi\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>More about <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/humor\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Humor<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/sushi\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Sushi<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/lifestyle\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Lifestyle<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/food\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Food<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/Mashable\/~4\/zZx_tSqevws\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing is believing \u2014 unless you are seeing something that looks exactly like sushi but isn&#8217;t.\u00a0 Traditionally, sushi is a Japanese delicacy made of vinegared rice and some sort of neta (topping), such as pickled vegetables or raw fish.\u00a0 But &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/09\/9-foods-trying-really-hard-to-be-sushi\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1128,1351,788,1535],"class_list":["post-2239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-food","tag-humor","tag-lifestyle","tag-sushi"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2239"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2239\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}