{"id":2286,"date":"2016-03-14T03:47:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-13T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/14\/how-i-dont-have-facebook-became-the-new-annoying-i-dont-watch-tv\/"},"modified":"2016-03-14T03:47:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-13T19:47:00","slug":"how-i-dont-have-facebook-became-the-new-annoying-i-dont-watch-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/03\/14\/how-i-dont-have-facebook-became-the-new-annoying-i-dont-watch-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"How 'I don't have Facebook' became the new annoying 'I don't watch TV'"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you happened to be on OkCupid sometime in the past ten years (poor, familiar souls<\/a>), you were likely to have come across a good-looking person with a frighteningly mediocre profile. Halfway down the page, right after they expressed their passion for basic needs (food, sleep), there it\u2019d be, the sentence clause of your nightmares: \u201cI don\u2019t watch TV.\u201d Usually, the author would follow it up with a gentle assertion of their intellectual superiority\u2014\u201cI prefer to read books,\u201d or \u201cI\u2019d much rather see an independent film, or take a walk.\u201d As thrilling as “taking a walk” might have been for some, still others (points at self) felt their sedentary little hearts shatter. Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n

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If you happened to be on OkCupid sometime in the past ten years (poor, familiar souls), you were likely to have come across a good-looking person with a frighteningly mediocre profile. Halfway down the page, right after they expressed their … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}