{"id":2602,"date":"2016-04-13T11:47:22","date_gmt":"2016-04-13T03:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/13\/worlds-unluckiest-vending-machine-patron-just-cant-seem-to-catch-a-snack\/"},"modified":"2016-04-13T11:47:22","modified_gmt":"2016-04-13T03:47:22","slug":"worlds-unluckiest-vending-machine-patron-just-cant-seem-to-catch-a-snack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/13\/worlds-unluckiest-vending-machine-patron-just-cant-seem-to-catch-a-snack\/","title":{"rendered":"World's unluckiest vending machine patron just can't seem to catch a snack"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Life is like a vending machine: you don’t always get what you want.<\/p>\n

Redditor skuzgang<\/a> was forced to remain snackless during a recent trip to his local vending machine \u2014 even after three valiant attempts.<\/p>\n

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SEE ALSO: Mysterious giant piles of food are perplexing Reddit<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Ketchup chips? Nope. Mysterious cookies in red box? Nah. Another shot at ketchup chips? Sorry, unavailable at the moment.<\/p>\n

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Maybe the key here is to stop pressing the button for ketchup chips.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Regardless, let’s all eat a snack tonight for this poor man, the unluckiest vending machine patron in North America.<\/p>\n

Have something to add to this story? Share it in the comments.<\/em> Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

More about Imgur<\/a>, Reddit<\/a>, and Watercooler<\/a>
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