{"id":3024,"date":"2016-04-20T16:36:45","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T08:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/20\/your-fedora-hat-is-making-all-of-your-friends-sad\/"},"modified":"2016-04-20T16:36:45","modified_gmt":"2016-04-20T08:36:45","slug":"your-fedora-hat-is-making-all-of-your-friends-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/20\/your-fedora-hat-is-making-all-of-your-friends-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"Your fedora hat is making all of your friends sad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"David-yi-fedora-3__1_\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/media\/ZgkyMDE2LzA0LzE1L2UxL0RhdmlkWWlGZWRvLjhjZjdhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTU3NXgzMjMjCmUJanBn\/f6ff6f5d\/d95\/David-Yi-Fedora-3__1_.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=Your+fedora+hat+is+making+all+of+your+friends+sad&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F04%2F20%2Ffedora-hat-ugly%2F\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F04%2F20%2Ffedora-hat-ugly%2F&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Did you know that among the Circle of Hats, the fedora is by far the biggest pariah?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">If a fedora was personified, he&#8217;d be <\/span><i style=\"line-height: 1.5\">that <\/i><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">surly dude at the bar who smirks insufferably while pew pewing his finger guns at unlucky passersby.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">He&#8217;s a specific specimen, completely unaware that his life goal of chasing sophistication ironically makes him anything but.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">He&#8217;s Ryan Seacrest.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.2.mshcdn.com\/media\/ZgkyMDE2LzA0LzE1L2RiL1NjcmVlbl9TaG90LjJiZmFiLnBuZwpwCXRodW1iCTU3NXg0MDk2Pg\/95e5ac33\/c3a\/Screen_Shot_2016-04-06_at_12.52.19_PM.png\"><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Image:  <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/kissfm\"><span>youtube.com\/kissfm<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">For years, the allure of the hat somehow sold the idea that it makes a man more interesting than he actually is,<\/span><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">\u00a0a ploy to make others think the wearer is low-key sexy.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2015\/07\/11\/guys-open-toed-sandals-have-always-been-disgusting\/\">Men, it&#8217;s never OK to wear open-toed sandals<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/04\/20\/fedora-hat-ugly\/\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>More about <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/lifestyle\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Lifestyle<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/david-says-it-s-dead\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">David Says It S Dead<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/accessories\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Accessories<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/hat\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Hat<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/menswear\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Menswear<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/Mashable\/~4\/XUNa3KVZfrk\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that among the Circle of Hats, the fedora is by far the biggest pariah? 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