{"id":3113,"date":"2016-04-23T12:19:23","date_gmt":"2016-04-23T04:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/23\/8-year-old-pens-thrilling-apocalyptic-novels-about-farts\/"},"modified":"2016-04-23T12:19:23","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T04:19:23","slug":"8-year-old-pens-thrilling-apocalyptic-novels-about-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/23\/8-year-old-pens-thrilling-apocalyptic-novels-about-farts\/","title":{"rendered":"8-year-old pens thrilling apocalyptic novels about farts"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nothing conjures images of the apocalypse like a strong fart. This 8-year-old author understands that.<\/p>\n

A pair of fine, fine book covers were posted to Imgur<\/a> on Friday. The volumes? The Fart that Killed Everyone <\/i>and its companion, The Fart that Killed Everyone 2.<\/i><\/p>\n

The author? The next Crichton, we assume. Except, allegedly, this author is 8 years old.<\/p>\n

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SEE ALSO: Girl proves she can fart just as well as the boys<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Still, we have a few questions before the inevitable book club discussion. Is the fart sentient? Does it have a name? If the first great fart killed everyone, how is there a sequel?<\/p>\n

In any event, can’t wait for the movies to come out. Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

More about Farting<\/a>, Books<\/a>, Imgur<\/a>, Reddit<\/a>, and Watercooler<\/a>
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Nothing conjures images of the apocalypse like a strong fart. This 8-year-old author understands that. A pair of fine, fine book covers were posted to Imgur on Friday. The volumes? The Fart that Killed Everyone and its companion, The Fart … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[756,2393,1757,1512,735],"class_list":["post-3113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-books","tag-farting","tag-imgur","tag-reddit","tag-watercooler"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}