{"id":3200,"date":"2016-04-26T04:00:56","date_gmt":"2016-04-25T20:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/26\/the-7-fake-deaths-in-huntsman-winters-war-must-be-some-kind-of-record\/"},"modified":"2016-04-26T04:00:56","modified_gmt":"2016-04-25T20:00:56","slug":"the-7-fake-deaths-in-huntsman-winters-war-must-be-some-kind-of-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/04\/26\/the-7-fake-deaths-in-huntsman-winters-war-must-be-some-kind-of-record\/","title":{"rendered":"The 7 fake deaths in 'Huntsman: Winter's War' must be some kind of record"},"content":{"rendered":"

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LOS ANGELES \u2014 You know nothing of dubious death, Jon Snow.\u00a0Huntsman: Winter’s War<\/i> is the rightful heir to the phony fatality.<\/span><\/p>\n

The followup to <\/span>Snow White and the Huntsman<\/i> has no less than seven sham casualties \u2014 that’s one for every 16 minutes of runtime! What’s more, most are resolved a few beats after they happen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Oh! And, uh … “Spoiler alert!”\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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SEE ALSO: ‘The Huntsman: Winter’s War’ is terrifically bad, accent on ‘terrific’<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Surely the Internet will prove me wrong here, but seven has to be some kind of record. (If you can beat that, share your example in the comments.)<\/p>\n

With comic books and fairy tales dominating Hollywood’s must-make list, it’s really no wonder we’re seeing more resurrections than there are clumps of levitating dirt in that last shot of Batman v Superman<\/a><\/i>. AHEM.\u00a0 Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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LOS ANGELES \u2014 You know nothing of dubious death, Jon Snow.\u00a0Huntsman: Winter’s War is the rightful heir to the phony fatality. The followup to Snow White and the Huntsman has no less than seven sham casualties \u2014 that’s one for … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}