{"id":3635,"date":"2016-05-13T02:44:36","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T18:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/13\/dad-finds-out-the-hard-way-that-hes-too-big-for-the-kid-slide\/"},"modified":"2016-05-13T02:44:36","modified_gmt":"2016-05-12T18:44:36","slug":"dad-finds-out-the-hard-way-that-hes-too-big-for-the-kid-slide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/13\/dad-finds-out-the-hard-way-that-hes-too-big-for-the-kid-slide\/","title":{"rendered":"Dad finds out the hard way that he&#039;s too big for the kid slide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Https%3a%2f%2fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2fuploads%2fstory%2fthumbnail%2f8676%2f6008db28c1b049ecbcf794da2bbe2078\" src=\"http:\/\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/qpdeKbJ2shIqdrnMPPpUSSVFVG4=\/575x323\/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F8676%2F6008db28c1b049ecbcf794da2bbe2078.png\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=Dad+finds+out+the+hard+way+that+he%27s+too+big+for+the+kid+slide&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F05%2F12%2Fdad-is-too-big-for-slide%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F05%2F12%2Fdad-is-too-big-for-slide%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>There was no way that this was going to end well.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, for this father, the deck that was supporting this very stable homemade kids water slide was simply not strong enough to support his adult weight.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Although, if he did make it down the slide, he probably would have overshot that kiddie pool so it&#8217;s probably best he got stuck.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/05\/12\/car-impressions\/?utm_cid=a-vt-nextup&amp;utm_campaign=&amp;utm_context=textlink&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_source=\"><span class=\"_pf\"><span><\/span><span><\/span><\/span><\/a><a class=\"title\" href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/05\/12\/car-impressions\/\">One-man car show does uncanny automobile imitations<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/05\/12\/man-eats-banana-erotically\/?utm_cid=a-vt-nextup&amp;utm_campaign=&amp;utm_context=textlink&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_source=\"><span class=\"_pf\"><span><\/span><span><\/span><\/span><\/a><a class=\"title\" href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/05\/12\/man-eats-banana-erotically\/\">Man protests outside Chinese embassy in London by &#8216;erotically&#8217; 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