{"id":3736,"date":"2016-05-17T00:33:06","date_gmt":"2016-05-16T16:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/17\/the-cold-hard-truth-about-minions\/"},"modified":"2016-05-17T00:33:06","modified_gmt":"2016-05-16T16:33:06","slug":"the-cold-hard-truth-about-minions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/17\/the-cold-hard-truth-about-minions\/","title":{"rendered":"The cold hard truth about 'Minions'"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The Minions<\/a><\/i>\u00a0are pill-shaped devils, born of hate and evil and working to serve the worst villains throughout history.<\/p>\n

They’re also very cute and say banana in a funny way, so we all have a conflicting relationship with them.<\/p>\n

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SEE ALSO: An animated breakdown of every ‘X-Files’ episode ever<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

We break down the truth of the tiny mutant demons in our latest episode of Too Long; Didn’t Watch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n

The minions are pure darkness \u2014 they’re behind every act of horror throughout the history of the world.\u00a0If the minions were real, we wouldn’t chuckle at the sound of their gibberish. We would scream in terror.\u00a0<\/span> Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The Minions\u00a0are pill-shaped devils, born of hate and evil and working to serve the worst villains throughout history. They’re also very cute and say banana in a funny way, so we all have a conflicting relationship with them. SEE ALSO: … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2105,736,735],"class_list":["post-3736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-tl-dw","tag-videos","tag-watercooler"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}