{"id":3760,"date":"2016-05-18T04:51:01","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T20:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/18\/substitute-teacher-leaves-detailed-account-of-horrific-day\/"},"modified":"2016-05-18T04:51:01","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T20:51:01","slug":"substitute-teacher-leaves-detailed-account-of-horrific-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/18\/substitute-teacher-leaves-detailed-account-of-horrific-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Substitute teacher leaves detailed account of horrific day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Https%3a%2f%2fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2fuploads%2fcard%2fimage%2f91238%2fe24c3866af614ab1805093ce5ae111a6\" src=\"http:\/\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/Ya1vPB4Ld8Dzg_OiKblc5U6ZQj8=\/575x323\/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F91238%2Fe24c3866af614ab1805093ce5ae111a6.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=Substitute+teacher+leaves+detailed+account+of+horrific+day&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F05%2F17%2Fsubstitute-teacher-note-funny%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F05%2F17%2Fsubstitute-teacher-note-funny%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">The life of a substitute is thankless and sometimes traumatizing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">As a kid, few truly appreciate the hard work and role of a sub. Most students see their teacher being absent from class as a way to goof off and not do work. This class would definitely agree.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>A recent photo <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\/comments\/4jqwh8\/a_note_from_the_substitute\/\">submitted to Reddit&#8217;s r\/funny <\/a>details a substitute teacher&#8217;s account of thier day. From spilt milk to fake farts, it&#8217;s safe to say that the kids were an absolute terror, and the teacher was unable to control their behavior.\u00a0<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/05\/11\/puppies-tackle-kid\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Adorable little kid attempts to fend off attack by 3 adorable puppies<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Regardless, it reads as a hilarious tale of a normal life as a substitute teacher. <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/05\/17\/substitute-teacher-note-funny\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Read more&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>More about <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/education\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Education<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/category\/funny\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Funny<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/watercooler\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Watercooler<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/conversations\/?utm_campaign=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;utm_cid=Mash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\">Conversations<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~r\/Mashable\/~4\/Q8lOf8rP-gQ\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The life of a substitute is thankless and sometimes traumatizing. As a kid, few truly appreciate the hard work and role of a sub. Most students see their teacher being absent from class as a way to goof off and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/18\/substitute-teacher-leaves-detailed-account-of-horrific-day\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[761,959,1033,735],"class_list":["post-3760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-conversations","tag-education","tag-funny","tag-watercooler"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}