{"id":3911,"date":"2016-05-24T18:08:36","date_gmt":"2016-05-24T10:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/24\/the-10-awesome-malapropisms-from-the-bachelorette-season-premiere\/"},"modified":"2016-05-24T18:08:36","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T10:08:36","slug":"the-10-awesome-malapropisms-from-the-bachelorette-season-premiere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/24\/the-10-awesome-malapropisms-from-the-bachelorette-season-premiere\/","title":{"rendered":"The 10 awesome malapropisms from 'The Bachelorette' season premiere"},"content":{"rendered":"

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LOS ANGELES \u2014 It’s one of my favorite things about ABC’s The Bachelor<\/i>\/The Bachelorette<\/i> franchise: those awkward butcherings of English language words, phrases and idioms that grammar trolls like me call “malapropisms.”<\/p>\n

Across any given season, there are dozens.\u00a0Unlike many things about the show, they are real.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

And they are <\/span>spectacular<\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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SEE ALSO: Did ‘The Bachelor’ franchise fail diversity expectations? Not entirely<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Alcohol will do it.\u00a0So will being on a popular network reality dating show \u2014 where you’re supposed to be suave and debonair, but also a person who’s dumb\/narcissistic enough to be on a popular network reality dating show.\u00a0<\/span>While drinking alcohol.<\/span> Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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LOS ANGELES \u2014 It’s one of my favorite things about ABC’s The Bachelor\/The Bachelorette franchise: those awkward butcherings of English language words, phrases and idioms that grammar trolls like me call “malapropisms.” Across any given season, there are dozens.\u00a0Unlike many … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}