{"id":4049,"date":"2016-05-31T14:03:05","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T06:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/31\/a-man-named-george-received-ridiculously-long-jeans-from-asos-and-the-internet-died\/"},"modified":"2016-05-31T14:03:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T06:03:05","slug":"a-man-named-george-received-ridiculously-long-jeans-from-asos-and-the-internet-died","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/05\/31\/a-man-named-george-received-ridiculously-long-jeans-from-asos-and-the-internet-died\/","title":{"rendered":"A man named George received ridiculously long jeans from ASOS and the Internet died"},"content":{"rendered":"

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George has a problem. ASOS thinks he is a giant who needs giant jeans for his giant legs. George is mad because he isn’t a giant. George has 32-inch legs and is quite comfortable with his height.<\/p>\n

On Thursday, George took his issue to the place where issues bloom into beautiful news stories: Twitter. He shared his agony and people laughed in his face. It was glorious.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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SEE ALSO: Prince William flawlessly does yoga in white jeans because he can<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

This is what George had to say to ASOS:<\/h2>\n
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Either that, or George shrunk dramatically in his sleep. The people of the Internet were lost in hysterics and joined the mission to get George his regular jeans. Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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George has a problem. ASOS thinks he is a giant who needs giant jeans for his giant legs. George is mad because he isn’t a giant. George has 32-inch legs and is quite comfortable with his height. On Thursday, George … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[728,723,3142,1068,735],"class_list":["post-4049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-australia","tag-fashion","tag-jeans","tag-viral","tag-watercooler"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}