{"id":4201,"date":"2016-06-08T12:26:30","date_gmt":"2016-06-08T04:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/06\/08\/how-to-properly-ghost-from-a-group-text\/"},"modified":"2016-06-08T12:26:30","modified_gmt":"2016-06-08T04:26:30","slug":"how-to-properly-ghost-from-a-group-text","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/06\/08\/how-to-properly-ghost-from-a-group-text\/","title":{"rendered":"How to properly ghost from a group text"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Https%3a%2f%2fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2fuploads%2fcard%2fimage%2f90315%2fphonedestruction\" src=\"http:\/\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/9xiQUqKysky29UJAkbsONDb1GRw=\/575x323\/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F90315%2Fphonedestruction.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=How+to+properly+ghost+from+a+group+text&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F06%2F07%2Fghosting-from-group-text%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F06%2F07%2Fghosting-from-group-text%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">There is no species on earth so invasive, or so insidious, as the group text.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The texts start off slowly, innocuously, symptom-free. At first, you may not even notice their presence \u2014 perhaps a pleasant ding now and again, a few uninspired memes, an incomprehensible string of emoji. Most resemble nothing more than a standard text with a few extra friends attached\u2014and a simple lowercase &#8220;lol&#8221; response works just perfectly<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>SEE ALSO: <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2016\/04\/26\/guide-useless-emoji-humor\/\">16 of the most useless emoji and how to make them useful<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>But everyone once in a while, the texts metastasize into something larger, monstrous.  A casual message about dinner plans rapidly transforms into a violent orgy of yelp links. 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