{"id":4402,"date":"2016-06-19T00:42:38","date_gmt":"2016-06-18T16:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/06\/19\/wed-all-stay-healthy-if-we-just-listened-to-this-germaphobic-birthday-dad\/"},"modified":"2016-06-19T00:42:38","modified_gmt":"2016-06-18T16:42:38","slug":"wed-all-stay-healthy-if-we-just-listened-to-this-germaphobic-birthday-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/06\/19\/wed-all-stay-healthy-if-we-just-listened-to-this-germaphobic-birthday-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"We'd all stay healthy if we just listened to this germaphobic birthday dad"},"content":{"rendered":"

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What a classic dad move, to make a birthday speech about how to stay healthy when blowing out candles.<\/p>\n

“All the germs from your breath are all over food other people are gonna eat,” the dad in question says, before revealing his more ethical candle-extinguishing method.<\/p>\n

Thanks, dad.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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