{"id":4404,"date":"2016-06-19T00:44:31","date_gmt":"2016-06-18T16:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/06\/19\/25-fathers-day-gifts-your-dad-actually-wants\/"},"modified":"2016-06-19T00:44:31","modified_gmt":"2016-06-18T16:44:31","slug":"25-fathers-day-gifts-your-dad-actually-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/06\/19\/25-fathers-day-gifts-your-dad-actually-wants\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Father&#039;s Day gifts your dad actually wants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Https%3a%2f%2fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2fuploads%2fstory%2fthumbnail%2f12009%2fdunphy\" src=\"http:\/\/i.amz.mshcdn.com\/X6Q6lNJyQCuMkcJabbt-fbxuxOw=\/575x323\/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F12009%2Fdunphy.png\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=25+Father%27s+Day+gifts+your+dad+actually+wants&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F06%2F18%2Ffathers-day-gifts-dad-actually-wants%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F06%2F18%2Ffathers-day-gifts-dad-actually-wants%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.amz.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Ties, power tools, barbecue accessories&#8230; these Father&#8217;s Day presents have graduated from being simply clich\u00e9 to now basically gag gifts.<\/p>\n<p>So what does a 2016 dad really want from his kids this Sunday?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b>1. You to get your own Netflix account.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>2. To go on a trip to Home Depot together, just to browse.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>3. To fall asleep on the couch while watching TV and for no one to change the channel even though he&#8217;s asleep.<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\">4. You to ask him to tell you his favorite joke again.<\/span><br \/><\/b><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\"><b>5. You to close every drawer you ever open, ever.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 1.5\"><b>6. 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