{"id":4906,"date":"2016-07-16T13:44:22","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T05:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/07\/16\/potential-second-lady-karen-pence-wants-you-to-buy-charms-for-your-beach-towels\/"},"modified":"2016-07-16T13:44:22","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T05:44:22","slug":"potential-second-lady-karen-pence-wants-you-to-buy-charms-for-your-beach-towels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/07\/16\/potential-second-lady-karen-pence-wants-you-to-buy-charms-for-your-beach-towels\/","title":{"rendered":"Potential Second Lady Karen Pence wants you to buy charms for your beach towels"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Karen Pence, businesswoman and the potential second lady of the United States, wants you to keep track of your towels, dammit.<\/p>\n

That’s why she founded That’s My Towel! Charm, Inc<\/a>., a company that \u2014 no joke \u2014 makes shiny metal charms for you to attach to your beach towels. So you can tell which one is yours. Which beach towel.<\/p>\n

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Image: that’s my towel! charm, inc.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n

On the company website, Pence details the horrors of mixing up your beach towel with another beach towel … or worse, a bath towel.\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Lo and behold, I would go in the water for a dip or up to the house for a beverage, and when I came back to my towel, it was gone!” she writes<\/a>.\u00a0 Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Karen Pence, businesswoman and the potential second lady of the United States, wants you to keep track of your towels, dammit. That’s why she founded That’s My Towel! Charm, Inc., a company that \u2014 no joke \u2014 makes shiny metal … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":115,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[835,749,735,3791],"class_list":["post-4906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other","tag-election-2016","tag-politics","tag-watercooler","tag-weird-products"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/115"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}