{"id":5094,"date":"2016-07-26T11:47:51","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T03:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/07\/26\/home-alones-marv-returns-after-26-years-to-mess-with-a-spider\/"},"modified":"2016-07-26T11:47:51","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T03:47:51","slug":"home-alones-marv-returns-after-26-years-to-mess-with-a-spider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/07\/26\/home-alones-marv-returns-after-26-years-to-mess-with-a-spider\/","title":{"rendered":"Home Alone's Marv returns after 26 years to mess with a spider"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In a video that pairs all the elements of your childhood nightmares, actor Daniel Stern aka Marv from Home Alone <\/em>who definitely should have died from his injuries’ but didn’t <\/a>\u2014 has resurfaced overnight to unleash your repressed arachnophobia.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It would seem that despite suffering what real world doctors classified as mortal wounds<\/a> in the franchise, Stern is still alive and well. And harbouring 26 years worth of emotional trauma<\/a>.<\/p>\n

When a video starts with “I hope I can show you without killing myself,” you know it’s going to be good. And by good we mean DEAR GOD PUT IT AWAY.<\/p>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Makeup artist’s Ron Swanson makeover is superb as a plate of bacon<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Margot Robbie was also hella creeped out by that Vanity Fair interview<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Stunning timelapse shows solar-powered plane make its way across the world<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a>Matt Damon casually recaps the ‘Bourne’ series in 90 seconds<\/a> Read more…<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

More about Spider<\/a>, Nostalgia<\/a>, Viral Video<\/a>, Watercooler<\/a>, and Video<\/a><\/p>\n

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