{"id":922,"date":"2016-01-05T04:21:01","date_gmt":"2016-01-04T20:21:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/01\/05\/man-not-impressed-when-he-learns-log-in-the-road-is-just-an-alligator\/"},"modified":"2016-01-05T04:21:01","modified_gmt":"2016-01-04T20:21:01","slug":"man-not-impressed-when-he-learns-log-in-the-road-is-just-an-alligator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/murtadha\/2016\/01\/05\/man-not-impressed-when-he-learns-log-in-the-road-is-just-an-alligator\/","title":{"rendered":"Man not impressed when he learns log in the road is just an alligator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Alligator\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.2.mshcdn.com\/media\/ZgkyMDE2LzAxLzA0Lzg4L2FsbGlnYXRvci4wZWM4NC5wbmcKcAl0aHVtYgk1NzV4MzIzIwplCWpwZw\/7b5c1a7b\/d54\/alligator.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"float: right;width: 50px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share?via=Mashable&amp;text=Man+not+impressed+when+he+learns+log+in+the+road+is+just+an+alligator&amp;src=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F01%2F04%2Fman-complaining-alligator%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-tw\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-tw-f7c0a094d16b7ee7c91a1e50839a8e00.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2F2016%2F01%2F04%2Fman-complaining-alligator%2F%3Futm_campaign%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial%26utm_cid%3DMash-Prod-RSS-Feedburner-All-Partial&amp;src=sp\" style=\"margin: 10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Feed-fb\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/rack.1.mshcdn.com\/assets\/feed-fb-c0a21e8841794479b8086c32c6f24ba1.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<p>This biker is just SICK AND TIRED of people leavin&#8217; logs in the middle of the &#8230; oh wait. 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