{"id":396,"date":"2015-03-17T04:52:47","date_gmt":"2015-03-17T04:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/?p=396"},"modified":"2015-03-17T05:20:53","modified_gmt":"2015-03-17T05:20:53","slug":"unexpected-date-by-ulab1122-section-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/unexpected-date-by-ulab1122-section-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Unexpected date!!! (by ULAB1122 Section 12)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/913\/files\/2015\/03\/duck.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-398 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/913\/files\/2015\/03\/duck.jpg\" alt=\"duck\" width=\"240\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ugly<\/strong> duck swimming in the lake. Suddenly, it hit something <strong>sharp<\/strong>. The sharp object make the duck&#8217;s eyes <strong>sore<\/strong>. Out of blue, someone appears from the <strong>rainbow<\/strong> near the lake. That someone from the rainbow was a very hungry and frightening <strong>alligator<\/strong>. the alligator has such a big, sexy and soooo gorgeous <strong>lips<\/strong> that any other alligators could be jealous to him. <strong>Ouch!<\/strong> Suddenly, the big, sexy and gorgeous lips alligator knocked down the duck head and the alligators say &#8220;you want to kiss me or you die?!!&#8221; &#8220;If you kiss me you will become a <strong>handsome<\/strong> duck&#8221;. The duck was shocked when heard that statement and slapped the alligator with its <strong>paws<\/strong>. The reason alligator ask the duck to kiss him because he is a <strong>lonely<\/strong> alligator. Then, the duck asks the alligator to date at <strong>McDonald<\/strong>. When they were at a date, the alligator was <strong>choked<\/strong> by someone who was jealous with the duck. The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugly duck swimming in the lake. Suddenly, it hit something sharp. The sharp object make the duck&#8217;s eyes sore. Out of blue, someone appears from the rainbow near the lake. That someone from the rainbow was a very hungry and frightening alligator. the alligator has such a big, sexy and soooo gorgeous lips that any &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/unexpected-date-by-ulab1122-section-12\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unexpected date!!! (by ULAB1122 Section 12)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5048,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ulab1122-section-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5048"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/people.utm.my\/nurainms\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}