LOS ANGELES — You know nothing of dubious death, Jon Snow. Huntsman: Winter’s War is the rightful heir to the phony fatality.
The followup to Snow White and the Huntsman has no less than seven sham casualties — that’s one for every 16 minutes of runtime! What’s more, most are resolved a few beats after they happen.
Oh! And, uh … “Spoiler alert!”
Almost forgot.
Surely the Internet will prove me wrong here, but seven has to be some kind of record. (If you can beat that, share your example in the comments.)
With comic books and fairy tales dominating Hollywood’s must-make list, it’s really no wonder we’re seeing more resurrections than there are clumps of levitating dirt in that last shot of Batman v Superman. AHEM. Read more…
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