Olympic sports for people who don't like to move

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The Olympics are the one of the most diverse events in the universe, bringing together people of every race, creed, religion, sexuality and nationality.

But for far too long, the Olympics have discriminated against one of the most underrepresented populations on earth: people who don’t like to move.

No, we don’t mean athletes who have serious injuries or simple mobility impairments — we mean perfectly capable adults, totally functional humans who prefer to spend their adult lives eating mini-pretzels in bed and then paying someone to vacuum up the crumbs afterwards. These are completely functional adults who could honestly give AF about your free hot yoga class and honestly don’t feel “so much better” after a run.  Read more…

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