Husband

My husband talks in his sleep. Unfortunately, he also snores, so I sometimes give him the wifely elbow.
“What?!” he demanded one night, still mostly asleep.

“Turn over—you’re snoring,” I said.

He did as instructed and while doing so muttered, “That’s nothing; you should hear my wife snore.”

Aggression

“The tendency to aggression is an innate, independent, instinctual disposition in man… it constitutes the powerful obstacle to culture.”

― Sigmund Freud