Good to Great

“The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline.” 

― James C. Collins

Character

“The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives.”

 

– William James

Humor

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including$ weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon .

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :

Dear Marian,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

Yours truly,
Manager..

Good to Great

“You have power over your mind – not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.”

 

– Marcus Aurelius

Relationship

“90% of relationship issues are caused by misunderstandings, 9.9% by conflicts of interest. Luckily, ladies and gentlemen can always come to an agreement.”

― Stefan Emunds

Humor

“I was waiting for my flight in a lounge. I bought potato crisps and took a seat.
I opened the crisps container and took a crisp. As soon as I did that, a man next to me took a crisp out of my pack !
Puzzled and annoyed, I took another crisp. So did he !
I took another one. At that point, he offered me my bag of crisps!
“Unbelievable!” said I and rushed to my gate, very annoyed.
When I took a seat finally in the plane, I discovered an unopened bag of crisps in my purse ! I realized I was eating that kind man’s crisps !”

Not sure whose story it is, but it is pure gold.
Do you agree ?

Good to Great

“Good is the enemy of great. And that is one of the key reasons why we have so little that becomes great. We don’t have great schools, principally because we have good schools. We don’t have great government, principally because we have good government. Few people attain great lives, in large part because it is just so easy to settle for a good life.” 

― James C. Collins

Communication

“Social media policies will never be able to cure stupidity.”

 

– Nichole Kelly

Humor

2 things r Extremely difficult
-To plant ur idea in someone’s head
-To plant someone’s money in ur own pocket

The 1 who succeeds in both is Called WIFE

Communication

“A note of caution: We can never achieve goals that envy sets for us. Looking at your friends and wishing you had what they had is a waste of precious energy. Because we are all unique, what makes another happy may do the opposite for you. That’s why advice is nice but often disappointing when heeded.”

― Marcus Buckingham