Jokes

Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”

He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

Happiness

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”

— Martin Luther King Jr.

Jokes

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

Time Management

“Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.”

– Larry Winget

Teaching

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Integrity

“Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right. These are the magic keys to living your life with integrity.”

W. Clement Stone

Personal

“Live each day as if your life had just begun.”

– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Leadership

“Speak less than you know; have more than you show.”

– William Shakespeare

Relationship

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

Dr Seuss

Financial Sustainability

“It’s not how much money you make, but how much money you keep, how hard it works for you, and how many generations you keep it for.”

–Robert Kiyosaki