Assoc Prof Dr Khata Jabor

Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”

“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”

Lenny says he’ll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back. “For $200 a visit?” says Lenny. “A bartender cured me for $10.”

“Is that so! How?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”

• Password is Not Long Enough!

A man and his wife are sitting in front of their PC, and trying to set up a new password. The husband types ‘mypenis’ as password. The wife immediately falls on ground laughing as she sees an error message on the computer screen that reads as “Error! Password’s Not Long Enough.”