Humor

A boy asks his father,

“Dad, are bugs good to eat?”

“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”

“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”

Customer Service

“Be dramatically willing to focus on the customer at all costs, even at the cost of obsoleting your own stuff.”
 
Scott D. Cook

Leadership

“Do what you do so well that they will want to see it again and bring their friends.”
 
Walt Disney

Character

“Professionalism: It’s NOT the job you DO, It’s HOW you DO the job.”
 
Anon

Happiness

“Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.”

― C. S. Lewis

Financial Sustainability

“Unfortunately, some companies worry more about broken machines than they do broken people.”
Anon

Financial Sustainability

“Profit is the applause you get for taking care of your customers and creating a motivating environment for your employees.”
 
Anon

Enterprise

“The purpose of business should be to make life better for people.”
Anon

Enterprise

“Businesses often forget about the culture, and ultimately, they suffer for it because you can’t deliver good service from unhappy employees.”
 

Customer Service

“For us, our most important stakeholder is not our stockholders, it is our customers. We’re in business to serve the needs and desires of our core customer base.”

John Mackey