Relationship

“Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”

– Oprah Winfrey, Media Proprietor

Motivation

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”

— George Burns

Entrepreneurship

“For a successful entrepreneur it can mean extreme wealth. But with extreme wealth comes extreme responsibility. And the responsibility for me is to invest in creating new businesses, create jobs, employ people, and to put money aside to tackle issues where we can make a difference.”

– Richard Branson, founder Virgin Group

Relationship

*There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage”

— James Holt McGavran

Jokes

Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least. After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the Doctor that they were just pushing off the inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail condition, the Doctor was afraid to give him the bad news. Instead, he gave the sorry job to Bob’s wife of 40 years, hoping that she would know how to break the bad news to him ever so slowly and gently.

“Honey”, said Bob’s wife Eva the next morning, “I’ve got good news and bad news, which one would you like to hear first?”

Bob, always in a morbid state, responded in his usual grumpy voice, “what do I care? Just give me the bad news!”

“Well dear,” said Eva cupping Bob’s hand with her two hands, “I hate to have to tell you this, but it seems like your legs are going to have to be taken off.”

Bob, barely able to hold his voice from cracking croaked out, “Eva, what’s the good news?”

“The good news” said Eva happily, “is that that the gardener that was in here just before, said he may be interested in buying your slippers from you!”

Leadership

“Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save. Before you die, give.”

– William Arthur Ward, author of Fountains of Faith.

Innovation

“If you work just for money, you’ll never make it, but if you love what you’re doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours.”

– Ray Kroc

Entrepreneurship

“Every company’s greatest assets are its customers, because without customers there is no company.”

– Michael LeBoeuf

Relationship

“Choose your customers. Fire the ones that hurt your ability to deliver the right story to the others.”

– Seth Godin

Leadership

“What gets measured, gets done. And what gets recognized gets done again, and even better.”

– Robert Crawford