“In the long run, it’s not just how much money you make that will determine your future prosperity. It’s how much of that money you put to work by saving it and investing it.”
— Peter Lynch
Jokes
July 20, 2016 by
Why You Should Make Love Once A Year
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!”
Customer Service
July 18, 2016 by
“Stellar service should be non-negotiable and merchants shouldn’t hide behind self-service tools and technology when it comes to knowing their products and taking care of their customers.”
Lauren Freedman, President The E-tailing Group
Education
July 17, 2016 by
“When you make a mistake, there are only three things you should ever do about it: admit it, learn from it, and don’t repeat it.”
Bear Bryant, Former College Football Player and Coach
Happiness
July 16, 2016 by
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
– Jackie Mason
Financial Sustainability
July 15, 2016 by
“Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it.”
– William Somerset Maugham
Jokes
July 13, 2016 by
The Chinese Doctor & The Lawyer
A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside
‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: ‘I have lost my sense of taste.’
Chinese: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’
Lawyer: ‘Ugh. this is kerosene.’
Chinese: ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.’
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.’
Chinese: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.’
Lawyer (annoyed): ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’
Chinese: ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.’
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: ‘My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’
Chinese: ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.’
Lawyer (staring at the note): ‘But this is $20, not $100!!’
Chinese: ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20’
Gratitude
July 12, 2016 by
“To give without any reward, or any notice, has a special quality of its own.”
Anne Morrow Lindeberg, Author and Aviator
Education
July 11, 2016 by
“Invest in yourself. Your career is the engine of your wealth.”
– Paul Clitheroe
“Do not wait; the time will never be 'just right'. Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.”
― Napoleon Hill