“Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm.”
— Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Entrepreneurship
July 9, 2016 by
“If you have more than 120 or 130 I.Q. points, you can afford to give the rest away. You don’t need extraordinary intelligence to succeed as an investor.”
— Warren Buffett
Integrity
July 8, 2016 by
“Calling someone who trades actively in the market an investor is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a romantic.”
— Warren Buffett
Jokes
July 7, 2016 by
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work… the @$$hole is usually in charge.
Customer Service
July 6, 2016 by
“Profit in business comes from repeat customers; customers that boast about your product and service, and that bring friends with them.”
– W. Edwards Deming
Jokes
July 5, 2016 by
Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”
“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.”
Lenny says he’ll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the doctor, who asks why he never came back. “For $200 a visit?” says Lenny. “A bartender cured me for $10.”
“Is that so! How?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”
Relationship
July 4, 2016 by
“Always remember that everyone with whom you have a relationship has an invisible sign on their forehead that says ‘Make Me Feel Important.’ Treat them accordingly.”
– Eric Philip Cowell
Cuatomer Service
July 3, 2016 by
“Make a customer, not a sale.”
Katherine Barchetti, Founder Barchetti Shops
Leadership
July 2, 2016 by
“Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.”
– Earl Nightingale
Jokes
July 1, 2016 by
- Password is Not Long Enough!
A man and his wife are sitting in front of their PC, and trying to set up a new password. The husband types ‘mypenis’ as password. The wife immediately falls on ground laughing as she sees an error message on the computer screen that reads as “Error! Password’s Not Long Enough.”
“Do not wait; the time will never be 'just right'. Start where you stand, and work with whatever tools you may have at your command, and better tools will be found as you go along.”
― Napoleon Hill