- Why did the GIS analyst bring a ladder to work?
Because they wanted to take their analysis to a whole new level! - Why don’t GIS professionals ever get lost?
Because they always know the coordinates of their destination! - How do GIS experts navigate through a forest?
They use tree-mendous spatial analysis! - Why was the GIS technician always calm under pressure?
Because they knew how to stay within their spatial limits! - Why did the GIS map file apply for a job?
Because it wanted to find a good “location” to settle down! - Why did the GIS specialist always carry a map and a calculator?
Because they believed in the power of “map-thematics”! - How does a GIS analyst tell a joke?
They map it out for you, one layer at a time! - What did the GIS manager say when asked about their favorite place on Earth?
“It’s a tough decision, but I’ll have to create a multi-layered map to answer that!” - Why did the GIS software go to therapy?
Because it had too many unresolved spatial issues! - What do GIS professionals say when they’re about to start a project?
“Let’s put the ‘geo’ in ‘geek’!”
